Where to ground the shonk?
A seems just awkward and the worst option.
B is probably the best electrically because it's closest to center of mass, but would be awkward to put on a lab bench or something because it would have to run up most of its body.
C seems like the best ergonomically but might have worse electrical contact to the shonk proper because it's a separate piece of fabric (the dorsal fin is the same piece as the body).
I guess I could put studs at both B and C and let the user decide?
