Hello Sharks, I'm seeking $50bn for my business. My idea is that we build the same business that already exists, but instead of just paying a living wage, we spend 50x that amount trying to replace the employees with extremely expensive and unsustainable arrays of graphic cards that guess sentences
@malwaretech A Shark: I'll give you $8000 for 99% of the company and 43% of your revenue going forward.
@malwaretech Autocomplete Intensifies !
Clearly, the concept of a plan.
@malwaretech but you gotta admit this is quality AI art 🫠
@malwaretech I’m a pile of graphics cards in a trench coat and I approve this message.
GPU1: “Isn't it funny how when two GPUs have been in the same rack for a long time they start “
GPU2: “Finishing each other’s sentences?”
GPU1: “Yeah”
GPU2: "Not really that's why we exist at all”
@malwaretech Sure, the business will tank. But imagine how good Crysis will look!
Deal!
@malwaretech
"I call it graphical turking"
@malwaretech i will hive you 49 b
For 99% of the buisness
@malwaretech I asked my chatGPT buddy for advice and he said go All In. Clearly I'm hallucinating at this moment.
@jmcrookston If my revenue is negative does that mean you pay me 43% of the money my company loses?
@malwaretech I dunno but I'll pay you $1400 for 53% of the revenue going forward from that idea! 😆